Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend

It's true, isn't it? I mean, all the commercials say so, so it *must* be true. So from this, we can extrapolate that WoW, like many other folks who operate on the internet, think girls just don't exist on the internet, right? I mean, yeah, they give you free gems once a month (if you are at least friendly with the Consortium) but are there *ever* any diamonds in there? No! I mean, what's up with *THAT*?